PEACE AND ASCENSION FELLOW PLEIAIDIAN

Chakratic beacons and angelic Annunakimations have manifested your presence on this W333B - page in preparation for starseed communion (and ultimate reunion) with the Matriarch h333rself. Consider yourself blessed! Of course, Aquarian myco-gnosis requires the correct garb capable of defense in the case of attempted reptilian intervention. A rare occurrence, yes, but you can never be too careful these days. As such, agents of the Gaiac frequencies cordially command you to purchase this hoodie as a prerequisite to contact. Any failure to do such will result in, at best, a pineal demotion and, at worst, Sorosian mind enslavement.

Cut and sewn from scratch on the ley-line of Philadelphia, this hoodie was then chainstitch embroidered in New York City. From the fabric to the manufacture, this hoodie was entirely made in the USA. 

One size fits all. Hand wash or dry-clean only. Embroidery is delicate.

Ships within 48 hours of purchase.